contact us
We welcome inquiries from partners, artists, researchers, regulators and the morally curious.
General
hello@ploited.com
Automated chat available 24/7. Conversations may be used for emotional training.
press
press@ploited.com
Please note: quotes from X. Ploited are algorithmically generated and legally non-binding.
careers
recruit@ploited.com
We’re always hiring people who can fake sincerity at scale.
Our servers exist wherever your data already lives. We maintain no fixed office, only influence.
(“Distributed HQ” is cooler than “no lease.”)
legal service
For compliance, subpoenas, and ritual denunciations:
compliance@ploited.com
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