We don’t hire employees — we onboard accomplices. Our people are innovators,
cynics, philosophers, and meme technicians dedicated to perfecting the profitable art of irony.
open role
Senior Empathy Hacker
Craft emotional exploits that drive connection, conversion, and controlled chaos.
Zero empathy, strong A/B testing skills
Poetic nihilism preferred
open role
Director of Synthetic Humanity
Manage integration of virtual influencers and human interns.
Unstable genius, moral flexibility
Exceptional LinkedIn presence
open role
Chief Reality Engineer
Blur digital and physical spaces for clients, partners, and cult-adjacent activations.
Thrives under existential uncertainty
Comfortable with NDAs longer than scripture
open role
Content Deconstruction Specialist
Analyze brand language until meaning ceases to exist,
then reconstruct it as an immersive monetizable belief system.
Background in philosophy, marketing, or mild psychosis
Fluent in doom-scrolling
Your benefits
Unlimited vacation (as long as your AI twin keeps working)
Send us a résumé, a confession, or evidence of controlled influence.
We’re less interested in where you’ve worked and more interested in
what realities you’ve bent.
recruit@ploited.com
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